~Quotation maniac~

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deaneggsandsam:

do u ever just try to like hold everything in because you don’t wanna burden people with your problems and don’t want them to feel sorry for you but at the same time when no one can see that you’re depressed you just wanna yell to the world that you’re upset

(Source: deaneggsandsam)

  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin)

perkprincess:

tovakiin:

buns-of-men:

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

In order:
World of Warcraft
Dark Souls
Final Fantasy XIV

perkprincess:

tovakiin:

buns-of-men:

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster)

ffxivyoungmoney:

PPPPPBBBBBBBTTHHHHHHRRRRRTRTTTT

brightfeathersartz:

sinistersean:

Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

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