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Housing Wars 2.38

The only thing I knew would make me winner of the annual Gardening Festival at the Goblet

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

fohk:

fohk:

im an asshole in the morning before i have coffee

ive had my coffee. im still an asshole

suckmymara:

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

  • Everyone: 1 hour = 60 minutes
  • Me: 1 hour = three anime episodes
  • dragonborn: *puts on amulet of mara*
  • begger: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • other ppl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • brynjolf: sorry lass I have important things to do

invocative:

I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

Sep 9

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt)